A Day Without Beer Is Like...I Have No Idea T-Shirt

Yeah, there's no sense in pretending. 

**Pro Tip: Don't stick your t-shirt in the dryer! 

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size